Drawing a penis is a task schoolkids throughout history have completed during their time on this earth, and one New Zealand Air Force pilot has turned their plane into a pencil, and flight tracking data into a school desk.
Taking off from Ōhakea Air Force base on Friday afternoon, the Beech 300 Super King Air 350 plane started practising some moves. During the two-hour flight, someone in the cockpit accidentally ballsed up and made a dick in the flight path.
“Classy,” a Twitter user who shared the sky cock labelled it.
The phallic flight was a fluke, with a spokesperson for the NZ Defence Force telling Stuff it was “completely unintentional” and that the plane’s crew were “on a training flight and doing steep turns and stall manoeuvres”.
I mean, if we ever want to ward off potential enemies, this is one way to show ‘em we’ve got balls.
In other royal dong news, someone managed to mow a penis into the lawn where ol’ mate King Charles would end up getting coronated - just days before the big event too.
The lawn, which is known globally as a “perfect lawn” is on one of the UK’s most exclusive streets, surrounded by fancy, terraced homes that date back to the 1700s.
On the 4th of May, residents woke up to the 9-metre-long, erect lawn job, which was carved right in the middle of the lower field and looked perfectly symmetrical.
Many online believe the giant phallus was mown into the lawn, while others believe it could be chemicals that were placed in the shape to discolour the grass.
Maybe our penis-tracing pilot has a lawn-mowing buddy and they’re just out here having a ball of a time making penis shapes around the world. I’d like to believe in something like that.
