The viral ‘Hawk Tuah’ girl has captivated every corner of the internet over the past few weeks, and now she’s made her way to the heavy metal community.
We’re sure she needs no introduction, but Miss Hawk Tuah, whose real name is Hailey Welch, recently took the internet by storm when a video of her being interviewed on the street went mega-viral for her hilarious response.
When asked what move in bed makes a man go crazy, Welch responded, “Oh you gotta give him that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?” - and the internet went wild for her witty response.
The internet has produced endless memes and re-edits of the clip, and now, someone has written and recorded a whole-ass heavy metal song all about Hailey Hawk Tuah Welch.
Titled ‘HAWK TUAH (Heavy Metal)’, the song pretty much is what it says on the tin. A metal song with lyrics such as:
Met a girl named Hailey,
Shy and quiet at first,
But once you get to know her, she’s got that thirst
In the moonlight glow,
She went ‘Hawk Tuah, Spit on that Thang.’
God, God, makes my heart sing
She’s my Tennessee dream, my soul’s delight
With the love, everything feels right
Okay, now that I’ve written those lyrics out, the song’s a bit fkn weird in my opinion. But hey, it’s always interesting to see what new weird shit the internet has come up with.
Anywho - watch the video up top if you want. But also, I’m sure you’ll be able to sleep at night without watching it.
